famous

I—or rather my feet—have been immortalized in the Foot Fetishist's Guide to the Blogosphere.

The backdrop of the Witch-king of Angmar was Jeff's inspiration.

Disclaimers:

1. Not Birkenstocks. Børn. Birks are for Volvo-drivers, what with their pansy-soft rubber soles and crumbly footbeds that won't even support my moderate weight.*
2. Yes: socks with sandals. But they're charcoal grey. And it's winter. In the midwest.**

Just don't tell Manolo.

*Yes: voice of experience. But I will never own a Volvo.
**Which of course means I should have gone with the Rockies.