I always wondered about that.

The Matrix: Reconsidered, 4

You've worked as a policeman your whole life, protecting the innocent, enforcing the law. You retire with honors, then take a job as a security guard, working the metal detector on the ground floor of a skyscraper in order to help pay for your wife's arthritis medication. You're sitting there, on a slow day, reading your newspaper, when a girl walks in wearing a trenchcoat. She issues no demands, no warnings, no “freeze” or “drop your gun.” She just tears you in half with a spray of machine-gun fire, then does cartwheels along the walls while killing all your friends.

Somewhere, faintly, you can hear a theater audience cheering.

In an early scene of The Matrix, there is a news report in the background about the terrorist activities of a certain Morpheus.

Of course, that's just what the machines want you to think.

Right?

(I'm just sayin'…)

Meanwhile, one of the Brothers Wachowski is set to become a sister.