13 april 2004

be your own focus group

It's the Kerry Sloganator!

kerryslogan.jpg

Go make your own here. And don't miss the gallery.

But I'm not done yet. With apologies to Ace, here are my

Top Ten Alternative Kerry Campaign Slogans

10. I am tall, I contain multitudes

9. In your heart you know he deserves it

8. A Snowboard for Every Senior

7. Populism for Suckers

6. Respect My Authoritah!

5. My Hair Is Better

4. 120 Days In 'Nam Made Me A Man

3. J'aime la Marseillaise

2. Because It's Mine

…and the Number One Alternative Kerry Campaign Slogan is:

1. Peace In Our Time

Yeah, that last was a cheap shot. So sue me.

(Via American Digest.)

 

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